TOUCAN

When you see the colorful little buggers flying, it's somewhat comical, almost amusing, as if God gave these winged creatures the prettiest array of feathers, the most beautiful beak, on the planet. But they pay for it, it's huge, it's so doggone heavy they can't keep their headsup in flight.
Well, maybe that's not funny, they could hit somebody or something, knock themselves out!
(J. Angel)